Girl: I hope they make a Hunger Games 2!
*Cannon fires*
887. Rose wanted to see if she could make Polyjuice Potion in her second year, as she heard her mother did the same. She brewed it, and decided that her brother would be a good person to transform into. Luckily, it was her mother herself that intercepted her when she came crying out of her room, sprouting whiskers and a tail. “What happened?” Hermione asked her, stroking her daughter’s furry head. “I thought-I thought it was Hugo’s hair, but- it was- C-Crookshanks’!”
I’m a geek. I’m a writer. I spent all of my time in my childhood obsessing about Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who. I was alone, I was an outsider, what do you expect? I was that bullied kid at the back of the class weeping for loneliness. I don’t think, generally speaking, people become writers because they were the really good, really cool, attractive kid in class. I’ll be honest. This is our revenge for people who were much better looking and more popular than us. I was a bit like that, I suppose.
fishingboatproceeds:
moderatelyhumorous:
My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read
Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.
886. Whenever the children ask them how they met, Ron maintains that it was love at first sight. Hermione laughs before telling Rose and Hugo that ‘in short, I asked your dad if he’d seen a toad before he told me to piss off’.
I just realized….
captain-odd:
if I ever come across a boggart, I’m totally, 100% screwed. Because my boggart would be a Weeping Angel. And whatever takes the image of an Angel, becomes an Angel. So it wouldn’t be affected by “Riddikulus”.
So….crap.

theillustratedphoebe:
I LITERALLY JUST GOT CHILLS. IT’S FUCKING 83 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND I HAVE CHILLS. FUCK YOU!